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[running from a myriad of monsters isn't easy when you're trapped inside a haunted house.]
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They are coming for me. Faster faster. Closer closer. I can’t do anything. But crouch and wait and cower. Find a corner in a room with no corners. No corners. No anything.
The bodies are moving towards me. Closer closer closer closer. I am frozen. I am paralyzed. I am stuck. I cannot move. But I have to. I have to. I have to run run run run run run run run!
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XANADON'T
you have to believe in magic.
you have to believe in muses.
you have to believe in madness.
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FASTER TOWARDS MY OWN DESTRUCTION

The only possibility for survival is to run... run... run...
a deadly plague
flesh-eating monsters
murderous political fanatics
gun-wielding psychopaths
bloodthirsty anarchists
dangerously demented deplorables
This is the end of the world as you know it!
from everything.
But to where?
from everything you know!

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